Lyrics

Glam Spam

Viagra very cheap now!

Glam Spam

Soft tabs are better than feedback

Glam Spam Glam Spam

Slack Slack Slack Slacker Slack

Glam Spam

Ha Ha Haaaaaaah

Glam Spam

Your market has been abroad

Glam Spam Glam Spam Glam Spam

God save the queen

Glam Spam Glam Spam Glam Spam

Yessss.

The Italian Girl From Next Door

The Italian Girl From Next Door
The Italian Girl From Next Door
The Italian Girl From Next Door
The Italian Girl From Next Door

The Italian Girl From Next Door
The Italian Girl From Next Door
The Italian Girl From Next Door
The Italian Girl From Next Door

The Italian Girl From Next Door
The Italian Girl From Next Door
The Italian Girl From Next Door
The Italian Girl From Next Door

The Italian Girl From Next Door
The Italian Girl From Next Door
The Italian Girl From Next Door
The Italian Girl From Next Door

Cosh For The Cops!

Fuck Cops!
Fuck Cops!
Fuck Cops!
Fuck Cops!

Hey you bloody bastard take your fucking ass outta here!

Fuck Cops!
Fuck Cops!
Fuck Cops!
Fuck Cops!

Ehhhhhhhhh you dirty bloody bastard!

Fuck Cops!
Fuck Cops!
Fuck Cops!
Fuck Cops!

F.I.N.C.

Pumpgun Wedding! Flames in New Cologne
Pumpgun Wedding! Flames in New Cologne
Pumpgun Wedding! Flames in New Cologne
Pumpgun Wedding! Flames in New Cologne

Hipsmachine

Messi – Müller
Messi – Müller
Messi – Müller
Messsssiii

Heinze – Klose
Tevez - Lahm
Batistuta – Klinsmann
Maradona

Hipsmachine, Hipsmachine
We buy crack and heroin
Hipsmachine, Hipsmachine
We buy crack and heroin

Weidenfeller – Matthäus
Kehl – Vogts
Delling - Netzer
Blaczcykowski

Hipsmachine, Hipsmachine
We buy crack and heroin
Hipsmachine, Hipsmachine
We buy crack and heroin

Ey
Ho
Ey
Ho
Ey
Ho
Ey

It's Me Casper

It's me, Casper!
It's me, Casper!
It's me, Casper!
It's me, Casper!

Partyzone

Hey Darling!
You got yours!
And I got mine!

Partyzone!
Partyzone!

Hey Darling!
You got yours!
And I got mine!

Partyzone!
Partyzone!

Hey Darling!
You got yours!
And I got mine!

Partyzone!
Partyzone!

Dead Bones

The Cops are looking for trouble tonight
Some Slackers're drinking beer outside

Dead Bones! Dead Bones!

The Slackers are quite drunk, alright!
The Cosh is ready for a fight!

Dead Bones! Dead Bones!

Who's gonna looking for trouble tonight
The cops and slackers feel alright

Dead Bones! Dead Bones!

I'm sittin' here in Anna's Bars
Gosh, there's a green white car

Dead Bones! Dead Bones!

The Slackers are looking for trouble tonight
The Cops are drinking beer outside

Dead Bones! Dead Bones!

The cops are quite drunk, alright!
The cosh ain't ready for the fight!

Dead Bones! Dead Bones!

Tyskie

Oi! Oi! Oi!
You're a Slacker
Oi! Oi! Oi!
You're a Slacker
Oi! Oi! Oi!
Hey Strickland

Slacker!

Oi! Oi! Oi!
You're a Slacker
Oi! Oi! Oi!
You're a Slacker
Oi! Oi! Oi!
Hey Strickland

Slacker!

Oi! Oi! Oi!
You're a Slacker
Oi! Oi! Oi!
You're a Slacker
Oi! Oi! Oi!
Hey Strickland

Slacker!

Vodka Porno

Open up!
Put it in!
Drink it out!

Vodka Porno

Open up!
Put it in!
Drink it out!

Vodka Porno

Open up!
(Eyeshadow)
Put it in!
Drink it out!

Vodka Porno

Hydrate Level 4

I am young!
I am old!

I am young!
I am old!

I am young
I am old

At The Airport

I forgot my hat
At the airport
She lost my cat
At the airport

I become fat
At the airport
She gets so mad
At the airport

At the airport, now!
At the airport
At the bloody airport
At the Airport

Hans Plants

Hans plants

Heyyyyyaaa

Heyyyya
Heyyyya
Heyyyya
Heyyyya

Heyyyya
Heyyyya
Heyyyya
Heyyyya

CDU Punk

This song is purely instrumental.

I Shit You In Your Throat

Ey! Hey! I shit you in your throat!
Hey! Ey! I shit you in your throat!
Fucking Throat!
Hey! Ey! I shit you in your throat!

Ey! You want to offend my parents honor!

Ey! Hey! I shit you in your throat!
Hey! Ey! I shit you in your throat!
Fucking Throat!
Hey! Ey! I shit you in your throat!

Ey! You want to offend my parents honor!

Ey! Hey! I shit you in your throat!
Hey! Ey! I shit you in your throat!
Fucking Throat!
Hey! Ey! I shit you in your throat!

Ey! You want to offend my parents honor!

By Osiris & Apis

By Osiris & Apis
Look at me
You're wildboar

By Osiris & Apis
Look! At! Me!
You're wildboar

By Osiris & Apis
Look! At! Me!
You're wildboar

By Osiris & Apis
Look at me ya!
You're wildboar
You're wildboar

Pigswill

You can eat what you want
You can eat what you want
You can eat what you want
You can eat what you want

This time I'm gonna hit you in your face
This time - you know?!
Too naughty

You can eat what you want
You can eat what you want
You can eat what you want
You can eat what you want

I'm gonna put you where you belong
I'm gonna put you in your bloody car in Holland!
You chickenshit bastard you

You can eat what you want
You can eat what you want
You can eat what you want
You can eat what you want

Starfortress

Eight! Cheap! Beer! Down in my head!
Cheap! Beer! Down in my head!
Cheap! Beer! Down in my head!
Cheap! Beer! Down in my head!

Eight! Cheap! Beer! Down in my head!
Cheap! Beer! Down in my head!
Cheap! Beer! Down in my head!
Cheap! Beer! Down in my head!

Eight! Cheap! Beer! Down in my head!
Cheap! Beer! Down in my head!
Cheap! Beer! Down in my head!
Cheap! Beer! Down in my head!

The KK Song

Hey Hey
Kurt Cobain
Pumpgun
Head away

Hey Hey
Kurt Cobain
Pumpgun
Head away

Hey Hey
Kurt Cobain
Pumpgun
Head away

Gowland

Gowland!
Gowland!
Gowland!
Gowland! (Fuck him)

Gowland!
Gowland!
Gowland!
Gowland!

Gowland!
Gowland!
Gowland!
Gowland! (Fuck him)

Barbara C(o)unt

Robert King
Robert King
Robert King
Robert King
Joe Liker

Robert King
Robert King
Robert King
Robert King
Joe Liker

Joe Liker

Barbara Cunt!

Don't Bullshit Me!

Bulllllllshiiiiitttt!

Nuthouse Bloody Nuthouse

I can see it in your brain
You are fuckin' insane
Bloody Nuthouse every day
You are completely insane

You cannot complain
So much fun from day to day
Can you feel the pain
You are batshit insane

Have you seen the football game?
Fucking scandal! What a shame!
Glory Nuthouse, bloody fame!
You are pill popper! So insane!

Original Washout

Crane places have to be condensed
Crane places have to be condensed
Boy Boy Boy Boy Boy Boy Boy
Crane places have to be condensed

Crane places have to be condensed
Crane places have to be condensed
Boy Boy Boy Boy Boy Boy Boy
Crane places have to be condensed

Crane places have to be condensed
Crane places have to be condensed
Boy Boy Boy Boy Boy Boy Boy
Crane places have to be condensed

Suleyman

[lyrics not provided in the current songbook excerpt]

Button up your shirt before you die

This song is yet to be written.

Hypppiä

Ahhhhh Hyppppiä
Ahhhhh Hyppppiä

Black Sour [duck blood]

You scald a chicken
You'll go to hell
You scald a chicken
You'll go to hell

Black Sour
Duck Blood
Black Sour

You scald a chicken
You'll go to hell
You scald a chicken
You'll go to hell

Black Sour
Duck Blood
Black Sour
Duck Blood

Slackedislack

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126 mph

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My Gal took Chrystal Meth
I drive myself to death
My Gal took Chrystal Meth
I drive myself to
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My Gal took Chrystal Meth
I drive myself to death
My Gal took Chrystal Meth
I drive myself to........Deeeeeeeeath
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3.8 ‰

One
Two
Three
Point Eight per mi(l)le

Bone China

No human ever decrypted this song's lyrics.

Hey Punk!

Hey Punk! Gimme your beer!
Hey Punk! Gimme your beer!

Oi

Oi
Oi Oi
Oi Oi Oi
Oi Oi Oi Oi
Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi